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Thursday 6 November 2008 - Not enough chicks into birds!

Not enough chicks into birds..... that's what I say!

As all us fellas know there is no where near enough fine ladies around enjoying our even finer hobby. It's weird because the fairer sex tend to out number the geezers in pubs these days and they've even infiltrated the terraces (or should I say seats) at football matches..... so why O' why are they so conspicuous by their absence in the field? Is it just a problem in Britain I wonder because since setting up this blog I've received 'fan mail' from female birders from all around the World.... except the UK. I've found that the west side of the United States seems to have the highest concentration of 'chick birders' around so if there are any single chaps out there get yourselves onto 'Facebook' and mailshot those lovely ladies in Texas, Arizona & California. You may well meet the woman of your dreams..... and see some 'dream aviforms' when you're invited over.

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Black Country Legend - Bernie 'Fluffy' Smith

A face only a mother could love.... but what about all the other ladies?

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Is it that the girls are put off by scenes like the one above? Who knows? Is it that British females would rather go out buying shoes during their spare time than pulling on their wellies and getting out into the countryside? Does birding need an image change? Is it that birders are looked upon as some kind of weird geeks on par with trainspotters and stamp collectors? I know one particular birder who shall remain nameless (but he was guilty of bringing a pair of fekkin' hair straighteners on a recent trip to Shetland) who never tells his prospective 'bed buddies' that he's into his aviforms for fear or rejection and ridicule. Things needs to change! I'd be grateful to hear your comments.......... but in the meantime.......... here's my contribution......... one for the ladies.......... and for Duncan from 'Wildsounds'...................................................

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Archie spending a bit of 'sexy time' at The Orca Inn, Hoswick, Shetland.

Photograph by Steve 'Ben Dover' Nuttall (I'm sure I caught him tenting his trousers whilst taking this saucy pic..... either that or he had a 'Cherry Lypsyl' in his pocket at the time).

Friday 7 November 2008 - Birding and "The Ladies"

Posted by Chris & Graham Weston

Not even Fluffy Smith would put me off my birdwatching (wait till I next see him!!). My husband and I (we sound like royalty!!) have been birdwatching now since 1989 and I enjoy it even more than going shopping - would'nt you men like to be married to me?. My husband has taken me to some of the best sewage lagoons all over the world and I wouldn't have it any other way. Give me Belvide, a flask,some sarnies and the wind whistling through the hide windows and I'm happy. By the way I know what Cherry Lypsal is but what are hair straighteners - never use them myself!! When I next see Steve Nuttall I'll ask him if it was Lypsal or was he tenting.

Christine Weston

Archie Responds: Glad to hear it Chris, there should be more ladies into their birds..... by the way how's your marriage going? I've been looking for a chick like you all my life!

Edited by ArchieArcher69 on Monday 10 November 2008 at 3:17 PM

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Friday 7 November 2008 - Macho Man

Posted by Quentin in Brighton

Have you any more pictures of you in a similar pose? We all think you are simply stunning and we have your picture pinned up on our bathroom mirror.
Love Quentin Arrs-Bandeet and Sebastian Sosidge-Jokee

Archie Responds: Glad you like what you see Quent' & Seb'. If you would like to purchase even more racey shots please contact my agent Stevie Nutjob. Glossy 6x4 inch prints are priced at £3.50 each (plus £1.50 postage & packing).

Edited by ArchieArcher69 on Monday 10 November 2008 at 3:21 PM

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Friday 7 November 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous

OMG it's 11.25pm and I thought I would look at this rather peaceful and birdy blog. Expecting to see some nice pictures of Shoveler, Gadwall or anything else that frequents Warwickshire, I was god-smacked to see a picture of the rare "Red-knobbed Asbo Birder" in what can only be described as "alternate plumage".

If for one minute you were suggesting that Mr Belvide occasionally bats for the otherside, I hope you know he supports WBA, it's Dingles that prefer the same sex.

Had you just been in the bath?

I can just image the scene when SN walks in the bathroom, "wears the soap" to which you reply "yes it does, does'nt it".

MY

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Saturday 8 November 2008 - BLURRED HEY!?!

Posted by Anonymous

Ah so now we know why MY is called the Blurred Birder. You dirty boy checking blogs like this!

Archie Responds: I thought it was because of his inept digi-scoping techniques, never in my wildest dreams did I imagine it was due to his excessiveness in the 'wrestling with the purple-headed champ' department! :o)

Edited by ArchieArcher69 on Monday 10 November 2008 at 3:33 PM

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Sunday 9 November 2008 - Sexy man

Posted by Sexy Sarah of Solihull

My God! What an absolute dish. I've got to meet that gorgeous hunk. I'm 19, blonde and am a model plus i'm single and very adventurous. So, if you are interested, Bernard baby, drop me a line. I'm desparate big boy!

Archie Responds: Errrmmm Sarah.... pass me on you personal details and I'll be sure to pass them onto 'Fluffy'...... honest I will.....

Edited by ArchieArcher69 on Monday 10 November 2008 at 3:24 PM

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Monday 10 November 2008 - Twisted Fire Preventer

Posted by Phil Jones

Could you please forward me the above photo of Bernie"fluffy"Smith, I will then frame it & put it on the mantle-piece. It's ideal for keeping the kids away from the fire!!

Archie Responds: I take fire safety very seriously as I nearly received 95% burns to my right foot after stepping on a certain birders 'hair straighteners' during our Shetland trip earlier this year! Please feel free to copy and print the aforementioned picture and keep those pesky kids away from that damn fire!

Edited by ArchieArcher69 on Tuesday 11 November 2008 at 2:35 AM

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Tuesday 11 November 2008 - mmsexy beast

Posted by jsthedriver

Well Mr Archer I must say that in all the times we have spent `birding` around the country with overnight stays I have never seen you in such a provocative pose..mmm ...even when wearing your favourite basque and crotchless panties...

I see you may have extended your charms to the `bendover` Steve slut.........is this the end of a wonderfully tender,warm, exciting relationship? The turmoil I feel inside .....have you no heart...
JS..your No1 `driver`...deeper and deeper

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