Saturday 1 November 2008 - Dr Derek Pechora - A new addition to the ASBO crew!

Introducing Dr Derek Pechora

I have pleasure in annoucing that ASBO Birderz have at last secured the services of birding spiritualist medium Dr Derek Pechora.  Derek may be familiar with some readers as star of the cult cable TV show 'Ghost Taunted' where his special powers have been used to contact 'spirits on the other side' or in other words those folks who have long been 'brown bread'.

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Born and bred in Fazakerley, near Scouseport , Derek once famously 'sensed a presence of' (but not necessarily saw) a Siberian Thrush and a Great Snipe on a local plot of wasteland.  Derek along with his spiritual guide Freddie Mercury have recently started twitching after his local patch Giro Marshes on Merseyside was unfortunately bull-dozed to make way for phlegm-gargling Premiership footballer Steven Gerrard's new extension.  Derek is said to be 'thrilled to bits' to join forces with the lads and cannot wait for the next big twitch.

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Dr Derek Pechora senses the presence of dread-locked actress Whoopi Goldberg in the room with him.  Can you spot anything unusual?

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The first task I gave Derek was to advise whether the sighting of a Little Blue Heron in Cymru last week was legit.  After holding hands with him for a while and undergoing a brief period of groaning Derek was finally entered.... by the tortured soul of a 19th century South Wales coal miner called Taffy O'Jones.  Unfortunately old Taffy struggled to give us the answer we were looking for as neither Derek or myself speak a word of Welsh.  The deceased miner was then frightened off by an evil entity.  Unfortunately Derek or his spirit guide Freddie failed to identify the dark force at work.  All he managed to sense were the faint letters 'L G R E' and the number '400' before collapsing in a pile on my living room floor. 

Sunday 2 November 2008 - Untitled Comment

Monday 3 November 2008 - Taffy O'Jones!